Appropriate Dress

You know you're not single anymore...when you have 3 people caring about what you wear...You wife points out that your ties don't really match the shirts you thought they have matched for all these years...Who knew?...Except you realize the rest of the world has probably been thinking "poor soul, he doesn't have a wife to tell him that tie doesn't really match his shirt!"...Then your kids are very concerned that you don't embarrass them in any way...You can't wear clothes that look too trendy but you also can't wear clothes that look too out-dated...You realize that your kids just want you to camoflauge in your surroundings ....and yet not to literally wear camouflage!

Snoring

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife tells you that you do in fact snore when you sleep...You realize that no one would know you snore since no one else has been around you while you slept so you assumed that you don't snore...Your wife has also found out that you only snore when you sleep on your back, so she's quick to tell you to roll over...You find yourself having to be told to roll over at least twice a night...You wonder how your dog who used to sleep in your room ever got used to hearing you throughout the night!