Pinterest

You know you're not single anymore...when you realize the decoration of  your home is a conglomeration of Pinterest ideas...You begin to routinely check your wife's Pinterest page to get a foretaste of what project is coming soon!...You've learned that nothing remains the same and you start looking the second you walk in from work to see what project your wive has been working on that day...You do know that your wife does have great tastes and that whatever project she is working on always is an improvement!...You're also glad she enjoys redecorating as a hobby of hers!

Ropes Course

You know you're not single anymore...when you come home from work and your son has built a ropes course in the trees in your front yard...It even comes with it's own zipline!...You never knew that your front yard would become the neighborhood jungle gym!...At least you have something to look at while the leaves are not on your trees in the winter time!

Texas Pete

You know you're not single anymore...when you notice your bottle of Texas Pete goes a lot quicker than it used to...When your family came into your life, you were the only one who spiced up your meal with hot sauce...so it was the only item in the kitchen cabinet that you had complete control of knowing how much you had...But slowly, your son got bold and tried a drop of Texas Pete on his chicken breast and even though it was too hot for him, he continued to try one small drop on each meal...and one drop became two...and two became four...and now he pours more hot sauce on his meal than you do!...You now have to upsize your bottle to the megasize when you go to the store!