Cellphone

You know you're not single anymore...when you notice your son has downloaded apps on to your cellphone...You're not even sure what the apps do, but you think your phone is now a mobile gaming hotspot...Meanwhile you realize that your phone is being used by your son more than you sometimes use it...Still, it will be at least 2 more years before he has a cellphone of his own...although you wonder when he asks you, "can I see my phone?" as he looks at yours!

Hair Appointment

You know you're not single anymore...when you are sitting in a hair salon waiting for your daughter to get her new "layered" look...You realize you have become a part of many appointments for your children...whether it is doctor's visits, eye appointments, sports physicals, hair cuts, or even school shopping...You wonder how many hours you have spent waiting for appointments and you realize you are wondering this while you are waiting at an appointment...Before you tailspin into a paradox, the appointment is over and you are now back on your merry way.

Cash on Hand

You know you're not single anymore...when you take your son to Waffle House and when you go to pay for your meal you realize that your wife has the credit card with her and your daughter has your debit card with her....Fortunately, because you're not single anymore, you've learned to always keep extra cash on hand...Still, you realize with your daughter running errands for you now that she can drive, you have to be extra careful to make sure you have a way to pay for things before you leave the house!