Slang

You know you're not single anymore...when you kids say things and you have to go to Google.com to figure out what they are meaning...It's not that they say anything particularly bad, but it's just slang that you have not yet heard...If you didn't keep up with the slang, they could have an entire conversation right in front of you and you don't even realize what you are hearing...You do try to embarrass them by using their slang back at them...incorrectly, of course...They quickly do not use those terms again in front of you!