Cold

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife picks you up from work because you have a miserable head cold...there are times when you have been the family doctor taking care of them...but this time you need to be taken care of...You are grateful for the potato soup and cold medicine she gave you, although you can't wait to taste the soup when you can later on...You also hope your wife does not hold it against you if she catches the same cold from you!

Purse

You know you're not single anymore...when you realize you have held your wife's purse so much you don't even realize you hold it for her anymore...You sometimes even hold your daughter's purse, too...At times you look down and realize there's a purse in your hands...you just hope it belongs to your wife or daughter...You also have noticed that your wife gives you her cellphone to carry, too...You never knew you would be a personal valet.