Purse

You know you're not single anymore...when you realize you have held your wife's purse so much you don't even realize you hold it for her anymore...You sometimes even hold your daughter's purse, too...At times you look down and realize there's a purse in your hands...you just hope it belongs to your wife or daughter...You also have noticed that your wife gives you her cellphone to carry, too...You never knew you would be a personal valet.