Saturdays

You know you're not single anymore...when Saturday mornings become "crash days" for your family and everyone sleeps in just to feel normal again...Although everyone still wakes up at 6 AM because they are used to getting up but they all fall asleep again...even the family dog wants to be taken out at 6 AM since he is used to getting up that time...Saturdays feel like the shortest day of the week since the family is not coherent until after noon....Of course this lasts only during football season because in baseball season Saturday mornings are one of the most active days of the week!