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You know you're not single anymore...when your son calls you "Old Man", your wife calls you "Papa J" and your daughter gets your attention with "dude" all in the span of two days...Of course you respond to your son by putting him in a full nelson wrestling hold until he admits his "Old Man can still take him down!"...as he is released, your son replies with a sly smirk "for now!"...To your daughter, well, she immediately realizes what she has said and apologizes profusely...You say to her, "It's ok...I'll remember this when you are in my Pre-Calculus class at school!" in which case she looks mortified...Finally, to your wife, well you start to say "Mama J" but she has that look that says "you better not go there"...so you accept life as it is.