Chore Master

You know you're not single anymore...when while your wife is out of town, you become the "chore master" and give your kids several chores to finish...You daughter feels (with a wink) that since she will have to go to work today, she should be exempt from chores...You chuckle and say "welcome to the real world!"...Meanwhile, your wife has created a chore list for the kids, too, so there's plenty of things for them to do....Hopefully, she will come home to a clean house and some exhausted kids!