Washing Blankets

You know you're not single anymore...when you are constantly washing blankets because your son wraps your dog in them...Of course you used to have one blanket, but now there's six for use whenever anyone wants to watch a movie...Yet you constantly see your son lying on the floor with the dog wrapped up in a blanket...Your dog doesn't seem to mind the attention but your wife minds when she smells dog every time she picks up a blanket to use...So you find yourself washing blankets at least once a week which takes a while since each blanket has to be washed by itself...Yet, at least your wife is happy.