Lost Glasses

You know you're not single anymore...when you lose your glasses in the ocean when a wave knocks you down while you are trying to hang out with your son...Of course, ironically you had just given your son a lesson on how important is it to wear a strap with his glasses in case his comes off...Instead you figured you were not planning on going under water at any time...You realize how important your wife is when you can't see far off distances...She immediately gets on the phone and works her magic to get you an emergency pair of glasses in a day...Meanwhile you actually can wear sunglasses for the first time in your life!