New Phone

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife gets so tired of your old phone not working that she single-handedly goes to the wireless carrier store and convinces them to upgrade your phone well before the upgrade date was to be applied...You've tried to talk to the company before but they were not sympathetic that you used your upgrade for your wife's phone a year ago when her phone died two months after you bought a contract but a week after the warranty was up...In either case, she worked so much magic that you get a new phone for only two extra dollars per month...Now there's no excuse to miss any phone call from her!