Football Camp

You know you're not single anymore...when you drop your son off at a football camp at a large university and you ask him whether he would prefer you to wait with him for the camp to start in two hours or that you should leave him...he thinks for a second and says "whatever you want"...you figure that is his way of saying "please stay but I don't want you to know I want you to stay."...You wait with him for two hours and then they call the campers back...With a bunch of middle school football players present you know the unwritten code is to not show any affection to your son before leaving him...so you give him a simple pat on the back and say "Have a great time!"...He seems to be fine with that and runs off to do his drills at the camp.