Typing Lessons

You know you're not single anymore...when you sit down to teach your son how to type so that he will not ask you to type his papers next year at school...You figure everyone needs to know how to type faster than two-finger pecking in this day and age...You are also not wanting your son to take five times as long to write a paper since you are not going to type all of his papers anyways...You are glad he is now familiar with the home keys and you are looking forward to when the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog is an expression in your household!