Mud Party

You know you're not single anymore...when an instantaneous party of seven kids jumps into the creek in your yard and has a mud fight...In the end, you are not sure which kids are yours because there is mud everywhere...You eventually line everyone up with the water hose to determine who belongs to who...You donate several old towels to the other five kids (the children of friends of your wife who are now friends of you) so that they can get home dry...You are reminded that good clean fun may still have some dirt and mud involved!