Mopping

You know you're not single anymore...when you get kicked out of your house...so that your wife and daughter can mop the floors...When you were single you had the annual mopping of the floors day...and you only celebrated that day every other year....at least your mop looked as good as new for over five years...You figure why spend the time to clean a floor that will get dirty again within the week...Yet now you see the mop go at least weekly and sometimes even more frequently...at least you never can be ashamed of guests dropping by with a dirty floor!