Baseball Familiarity

You know you're not single anymore...when you know everyone at the ballfield by name...including parents...and umps!...You realize you spend more time per week at the ballfield than you do at home during waking hours...You also know that you have one more week until you and your family get their lives back...Until then you are glad you've only gained 5 lbs from eating your daily nachos, snickers bar, and soda drink!