Cellphone

You know you're not single anymore...when your daughter accidentally gets her cellphone wet and you spend all weekend trying to resuscitate the phone...You know how much those phones cost and it's worth every bag of rice and trick under the sun to get the water out of the phone...In the end, you see that the red mark of death is on both the battery and the phone and you hold a funeral service...You can even faintly hear the sound of taps playing...Your daughter is so excited when you order her a new phone that will be delivered in a week...she was not as excited when you gave her the replacement bill for the phone though.