Fireworks

You know you're not single anymore...when coming home from a vacation to Florida, you get the idea to stop and get some fireworks...And knowing your 13 year old son is as much as a pyromaniac as every 13 year old boy is, you go ahead and let him set up the first firework that evening...You realize that it is not even the 4th of July yet, but you knew you could not wait another evening...Meanwhile your son picks the firework that effectively wakes up the neighborhood...You even notice that you have an audience as cars slow down and watch the show...Yet before you and your son go back and get another "big one" you have enough restraint to remind him that the largest fireworks are for the 4th of July...He agrees and you do a few more bottle rockets just to help ease away both of your fascinations with things that burn and explode!