Washing Clothes

You know you're not single anymore...when the washing machine is run so much that you don't have enough hot water for your shower the next morning...and even after that, there's still more laundry to do...In fact, the laundry seems to be neverending...or inversely related to the speed a package of toilet paper seems to disappear...you think it is possible that the washing machine runs on toilet paper!  In either case, you go almost daily to the grocery store for more milk, toilet paper, and chewing gum for someone else in the family.