Kitchen Singularity

You know you're not single anymore...when you clean the dishes in the kitchen sink and you turn around and the sink is mysteriously full of dishes again...You think your kitchen is somehow connected to Hogwarts or maybe you have some paranormal activity going on...In either case, you wonder how the sink fills up yet the dishwasher seems to always have room in it for another dish...You also realize the laundry room has the same mysterious black hole where dirty clothes always appear no matter how many times you run the washer!