Sickness

You know you're not single anymore...when you check in on one of your kids to say goodnight and you realize they are feeling sick...Good thing you went in when you did for ten minutes later you and your wife send them to the bathroom just in time to make it to the toilet...Whew!...You feel sorry for your child but you know a potential level 4 disaster was averted either on the carpet, the bed, or even yourself!...You just pray that it is not a contagious stomach virus!

Guys Weekend

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife is going out of town for a few days and your daughter immediately realizes she's going to be with the "boys" all weekend and begs to spend the weekend at her friend's house...You wonder why she would be so adamant about not staying with the guys....hmmmm....You recognize that you have a guys' pad all weekend...Of course you do know that the house better be clean and picked up by the time your wife returns!

New Den

You know you're not single anymore...when you come home and your den is completely turned around...You're thinking, "Do I still sit where I used to sit or do I rotate with the sofa?"...You realize you never know exactly what to expect when your wife gets her mind to working on a project....and Yes, she usually finds a better way to decorate the room after she gets her hands on it!