Thursday, December 22, 2016

Honey-Do Lists

You know you're not single anymore...when you used to laugh at men who had so-called "honey-do" lists...now it's not so funny...You realize that you do have "chores" even as an adult...but there is one big difference now that you are married...these lists, chores, jobs, you willingly do not only because your wife does hundred times more around the house than you do and you are appreciative of her but because you quietly say "I love you" for every job you do for her.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Driver's Education

You know you're not single anymore...when your son leaves driver's ed and analyzes every driving decision you make on the way home...You quickly point out that there is a difference between theoretical driving taught in a class and the reality of normal everyday driving where gut and intuition may override the traffic rule at that particular moment...Yet in a few short minutes you become caught up to speed of all the current traffic laws you may be breaking...you realize that you are just as excited for him to finish driver's ed as he is.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

More Milk

You know you're not single anymore...when you realize you buy two gallons of milk...every time you drive by Publix....Your son now drinks a gallon of milk every other day...between cereal, protein shakes, hershey's chocolate milk mixes, you are surprised you can get by with just two gallons...You decide to buy stock in Mayfield Dairies and hope you get your money back.