Mops

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife has already bought a second new mop after the first mop wore out after only ten months of marriage...yet you remember when you only bought one new mop after living by yourself for thirteen years...You never realized that mops wore out so quickly...of course you also remember when mopping used to be an annual event.

Walmart Christmas

You know you're not single anymore...when the holidays come and you find yourself going to Walmart at least 3 times a day...Whether it is for food, gifts, wrapping paper, or just that weird knick knack that you can't seem to find anywhere else in town...You know some cashiers so well you are considering putting them on your Christmas card list...You find yourself announcing to your family "I'm going to Walmart, who wants to go?" at least twice a day and someone always seems to run out of their room and get into the car...You wonder if you might surprise your kids by announcing "I'm going to the dentist, who wants to go?" and see if they are really paying attention!