Dentist Appointment

You know you're not single anymore...when a dentist appointment for the family means you book up an entire morning...You think they might charge by the hour just to make an extra buck...At least you think you only need to fill out the insurance paperwork once...until you are given a stack of forms for each person...You only pray that your kids have been faithful with brushing their teeth every night to fight off those cavities!

Kids' Cars

You know you're not single anymore...when your kids announce what cars they want when they get their licenses and all you think of is the third job you need to pay for those cars and insurance...Or they can just settle for your old truck and another equally used car...You've already seen how your son wrecks vehicles on video games and you think there's no way he's going to drive anything new until he pays for it!...Besides your daughter has already bumped into a pole in the bank parking lot (of which you admit it was easy to do) so there's plenty of good scratches already on the truck for her future!