Texas Pete

You know you're not single anymore...when you notice your bottle of Texas Pete goes a lot quicker than it used to...When your family came into your life, you were the only one who spiced up your meal with hot sauce...so it was the only item in the kitchen cabinet that you had complete control of knowing how much you had...But slowly, your son got bold and tried a drop of Texas Pete on his chicken breast and even though it was too hot for him, he continued to try one small drop on each meal...and one drop became two...and two became four...and now he pours more hot sauce on his meal than you do!...You now have to upsize your bottle to the megasize when you go to the store!