Appropriate Dress

You know you're not single anymore...when you have 3 people caring about what you wear...You wife points out that your ties don't really match the shirts you thought they have matched for all these years...Who knew?...Except you realize the rest of the world has probably been thinking "poor soul, he doesn't have a wife to tell him that tie doesn't really match his shirt!"...Then your kids are very concerned that you don't embarrass them in any way...You can't wear clothes that look too trendy but you also can't wear clothes that look too out-dated...You realize that your kids just want you to camoflauge in your surroundings ....and yet not to literally wear camouflage!