Snoring

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife tells you that you do in fact snore when you sleep...You realize that no one would know you snore since no one else has been around you while you slept so you assumed that you don't snore...Your wife has also found out that you only snore when you sleep on your back, so she's quick to tell you to roll over...You find yourself having to be told to roll over at least twice a night...You wonder how your dog who used to sleep in your room ever got used to hearing you throughout the night!