Fitting In

You know you're not single anymore...when every chore at home used to fit in the perfect system...and now every system has been changed...You want to contribute to the household but you are a little disoriented about the new system...you find yourself picking one chore that will be totally yours...like washing dishes....at first you start by rearranging the dishes in the dishwasher because the dishes are not put in the right place...in fact this becomes the one thing you insist to take ownership over...you are the master dishwasher and no one can stop that...it's the last thing you are territorial about and everyone in the family knows it, too...those dishes will be done right...the way they've been done for the last 15 years, or else!...All this until your wife decides the children need to do the dishes so that you can work on another project....oh well, there's always mowing the lawn.