Lost Items

You know you're not single anymore...when once you put something down, you can't seem to remember where you last put it....but your wife has the uncanny ability to remember where everything is....you realize that the longer you're married, the more often you say things like "Honey, do you know where my jacket is?"..."Honey, do you know where my wallet is?"..."Honey, do you know what happened to my toothbrush?"...you think you used to be able to find stuff...like exactly where you last left it....but now it's almost impossible. You even begin to get suspicious that things are _not_ where you last left them...you wonder if this is your problem alone but you notice that your son cannot seem to remember where he left things, too...and yet your daughter knows where everything is...you begin to wonder if there is a female conspiracy to play mind tricks with males to keep us in a state of confusion.