A Nice Suprise

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife was first cleaning out the kitchen she suddenly lets out a squeal and you run into the kitchen and see her looking at a box the same way Indiana Jones looked at that statue at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark..."What is it?," I asked..."A CROCK POT!"...oh yes, now you remember receiving that box as a house warming gift twelve years ago and tucking it away for use at a better time..."What's it good for?"..."You'll see."...sure enough, every day the house is filled with such heavenly aromas that even Rachael Ray would be jealous...you and your dog now stay in a constant state of salivation... the only difference is you are the one who doesn't drool.