Peace Skills

You know you're not single anymore...when every time you ride in the car you get to practice your negotiation skills at peace keeping between your children....you seriously wonder if car makers can create an alarm that would buzz every time one of your kids cross the "imaginary" line in the backseat to touch their sibling in some annoying way...you realize that there are universal truths:  1) No one ever started it...2) whoever gets the last touch without getting caught "wins"...3) the younger sibling always gets caught first....you think if you ever applied for the job as the Secretary of State for international peacekeeping you could use "parental experience" on your job resume.