Jealous Dog

You know you're not single anymore...when your dog of 11 years has become jealous of your new family. He literally ignores and looks away when your wife speaks to him...but at times you do feel for him...His world has been turned upside down...no longer can he jump on the bed in the middle of the day when no one is around...no longer does he even sleep in your room (but a nice consolation is sleeping in your son's room)...you do notice that he never had issues with gas before, but now he's the master at planting "silent but deadly" bombs as he walks through a room...ah, revenge by a dog must be sweet. You wonder if he thinks "I've got them this time!" every time he walks by.