Kitchen Surprises

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife asks you if you own a toaster and you say "no"...but then one morning you go into the kitchen and there is a new toaster...you wonder when did we buy a new toaster...your wife tells you that you've had it all along...that when she finished cleaning the cabinets, the toaster was sitting right in there behind the crock pot that was unopened ...you begin to wonder what other treasures you've had in your kitchen for years but never knew...a blender? yes...a pirate treasure map? still looking...you realize that in the last 12 years, you've only cooked 8 meals in that kitchen...in fact the oven still gives off that new smell as if never been used...well that's _because_ it's never been used....until now.