T-Shirts

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife gently suggests that you need to wear t-shirts under your shirts every day...At first you think she's trying to keep you up with the current trends and styles but she slowly nods her head in disagreement...and then you jokingly ask if your muscles and abs are showing through and making others jealous...she again gently says that something _is_ showing through your shirt...you then realize you have reached the age where the true contours of your chest are exposed and not in the most flattering way!...You wonder how long this has happened...Your wife says she was trying to subtly give you the hint when she would pack t-shirts with your clothes when we went on trips...Instead, you just thought she was just trying to encourage you to dress in layers to keep warm...I guess some things she just has to be a little more blunt with you...You are indeed thankful you have a wife who keeps you looking your best without any potential public embarrassment!