Nails

You know you're not single anymore...when you look over to the passenger seat of your car on your way to church and you see your wife doing her nails...You think, "I've never seen you do that before!"...but quickly you are no longer a spectator but become part of the process...."Can you hold the bottle for me?" your wife asks....immediately your son interjects, "Oh mom, please don't do your nails now!"....Too late and you see why he jumped in for the fumes of the polish have quickly overtaken the car...you lower the windows for some fresh air and your daughter starts to complain that the air is too cold...by the time you get to church your wife has perfect nails and the rest of the family is high on the fumes!