Alone With The Kids

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife goes to speak at a conference and leaves you alone with the kids...for a week...Shall we say take out dinners?....You pray nothing goes wrong the entire week...that includes stopped up toilets, sick stomachs, and anything that requires a trip to the ER...you realize how grateful you are for the things your wife does each day...you also have a great appreciation for how single parents survive each day...you also pray that the kids have enough clean clothes to wear until your wife returns home...otherwise you plead the fifth if you accidentally wash the wrong clothes together!