The Wait

You know you're not single anymore...when you now have to wait your turn for everything... you never remember when you had to wait for the microwave before...or to clean your eyeglasses with the soft-cloth...you even have to wait for your turn at your own computer to do work...and when did you ever have to wait to use the bathroom? There's two bathrooms in this house and you seem to still have to wait!...You wonder if there's a way to buy a fast pass....but meanwhile you remember you've been waiting for this new life for a long time...and it was definitely worth the wait!