Shopping at the Mall

You know you're not single anymore...when you go to the mall with your family to buy Easter outfits and you quickly realize your role is not to shop....you have only one purpose and you learn your job well....it is to meet your family at the check out counter and while you are paying for their purchases they then go on to the next store....by the time you get to that store, you discover that they are ready to meet you at the checkout counter and they proceed to the next store...this process will continue two more times...You realize your family has discovered American efficiency and you are optimizing everyone's talents....your daughter - the ultimate shopper...your wife - the queen of sales....your son - the "can we go home yet" expositor...and yourself - the "boy these clothes are getting heavy" carrier...at least everyone will look great on Easter Sunday!