Saturday Events

You know you're not single anymore...when you get up early on Saturday mornings because your children have a function/game/event...Does anyone remember the Sabbath and keep it holy anymore?!? Especially when the "Sabbath" used to mean Friday nights to Saturday nights?!?...You think it would be beneficial to society if no children's events occur before noon on Saturdays...at least it would be beneficial to your sleep cycle.