Birds and the Bees

You know you're not single anymore...when you breathe a sigh of relief knowing that your wife has already taken care of the "birds and the bees" speech with your son quite some time ago well before your wedding...however you never anticipated there would be "follow-up" questions and when those questions randomly pop up at the most unusual times your wife is quick to say to both you and your son, "The next time you have some guys' time that would be a good time to discuss that!"...in fact, your son has a perfect memory (when he chooses to) and the next time you're alone with him that is the first thing he asks you about...you begin to think,"It's never a dull moment around here!"...You just wish he could remember to do his chores as easily!