Too Many Clothes

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife points out that you have more clothes than she does...in fact the nice walk-in closet to your new house gets so full that you and your wife have to spend the day looking for a new dresser for her clothes to go in...of course you might as well get the mirror that goes with it, too....and your wife mentions that a new nightstand table would finish out the room...you realize later that all you had to do was get rid of some of your clothes to make room...but you think your wife had a secret plan for new furniture...at least everyone is happy now.