Dinner Table Conversations

You know you're not single anymore...when you are no longer embarrassed about the things your children say and or do at the dinner table...you realize that it doesn't take much before a nice conversation at dinner can be derailed by some comment about a bodily function...at first you look at your wife who just looks back at you as if to say "welcome to my world"...you have since learned how to maintain your composure and just ask if someone could "please pass the potatoes"...but deep down you know there's some comedic gold and you chuckle that night after the kids are in bed...you are also glad that most of your dinners are at home because you're not sure the rest of the world is ready for your children's sense of humor!