Snoring

You know you're not single anymore....when your wife informs you that you do indeed snore when you sleep....At first you are in denial because no one has ever said you have snored before but then how would they know...then second you say it must have been a fluke thing...but then your wife says you do it every night...now you start to feel bad and apologize...she says "no worries, I wake you up and you stop"...but you never remember ever being waked up...you realize that you don't remember anything after the time you go to bed...you tell your wife that at least you are glad you don't talk in your sleep...your wife looks at you and playfully says "well, about that...."...you now know that there are things about yourself you never even realized.