Secret Midnight Meals

You know you're not single anymore...when you try to solve the mystery of the vanishing cereal...almost every day of your adult life you have had cereal for breakfast...yet there are times you knew there was plenty of cereal left from the day before, but today the box is pretty much empty today...it's strange because you know what the kids have eaten for breakfast that day since they tell you in casual conversation...so where does the cereal go?...After weeks of this occurrence, you finally find out the truth...you find an empty bowl in the sink the next morning after you know everyone has gone to bed...a few questions later, you discover that your wife and daughter both have a tendency to get up late at night and eat a bowl of cereal (who does that?)....you then find out that your son eats cereal as a midday snack...you think breakfast cereal was designed for the morning and it never had occurred to you that your family thinks breakfast is a 24 hour meal!