Eyebrows

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife looks at you and says you have a hair that needs to be plucked from your eyebrow...you say "OK" but she insists on plucking it herself...that's fine, but you get suspicious when she says "let me get my kit"...Wait, there's a kit for this???...As she starts, she says "that looks better, but I think this needs to be trimmed up a bit"...22 minutes later you have gone through the most excruciating pain imaginable...at the end of this torture, she has totally reshaped your eyebrows (admittedly for the better) but there's now a red mark where you used to have hair..."The red mark will be gone by the morning, now aren't you glad you're got a wife to take care of you?", your wife says with a wink and a smile...you think in the future you will say "no" to anything that requires a kit!....But yes, you are immensely grateful your wife does care for you and even how you look.