24 hour Walmart

You know you're not single anymore....when you are frequently running up to the 24 hour Walmart at late night...a few nights ago your son's allergies were bothering him and you had to run to Walmart to get some Benadryl...After dinner the next day, you drop by Walmart to pick up some milk and OJ....You go to the movies on a Friday night with your son and your wife texts you to go by Walmart to return a curtain rod...You realize you now personally know June and Amy, the Walmart greeters and you think you might send them Christmas cards this year...Even though you rarely shopped at Walmart a year ago, you notice that your wallet is full of Walmart receipts and you have quietly been converted into a Walmart cost-cutting shopper.