Creek

You know you're not single anymore...when your son asks you to go to the creek in your yard to go wading...You realize you haven't played anywhere near a creek for about thirty years...Yet you end up building a good size dam and tearing it up again...You also enjoyed almost dunking your son because he's still at the age where he can't quite get you yet...You just make sure he's clean with a spraying from the garden hose before going back inside to change clothes to keep your wife from frowning on him...and you!