Eye Doctor

You know you're not single anymore...when you take your son to the eye doctor to get a new prescription for glasses...Of course you end up looking not just for one pair of glasses, but rather two pairs, one in the form of sports glasses...You remember playing sports as a kid and not worrying about special glasses but that's not what kids do today...Instead everything has it's place and purpose and it seems the purpose is to make sure you don't have any money in your wallet...You're just glad that the prescription will hopefully last for 6 months and maybe a year if you are lucky!