Calendar

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife keeps you organized with the family calendar...You realize you are always busy between your daughter's softball games, your son's football games, chores around the house, grocery shopping, etc....Sometimes you don't even realize whether you are coming or going...Yet you can quickly look at the family calendar and every event is clearly marked out in detail...You never knew you needed a secretary to keep your life straight, but your wife is definitely keeping everything in order!